Get Reviewed

Do you want me to review you? Then fill out the form below! (¡¡También aceptamos libros y escribimos reseñas en español!!)

Step 1: Rules/Guidelines

Please read thoroughly before submitting.

  • I reserve the right to refuse reviews to anything I don’t feel I’ll enjoy or have time to read/play/watch.
  • Genres I review:
    Books:
    Fiction:     Fantasy, Sci-fi, Steampunk/Cyberpunk/Otherpunk, Young Adult (some), Paranormal, M/M, Romance, Erotica (particularly M/M, might do some M/F on a case-to-case basis.), Some M/F, Horror, Historical (mostly Asia-centered: Japan, China, India, etc), Stuff With Vampires and Werewolves. NO cheating (in romance; erotica is ok), NO Hard BDSM or Slave stuff (in romance/erotica; historical is ok).
    Non-Fiction: Decluttering and Organizing, Life Improvement, Minimalism, Meditation, Yoga, Productivity and Habits, Writing (craft), Language Learning, Tiny Homes, Marketing, Business. Anything else, ask.
    Games: Almost anything, but I have an older computer so be aware that some newer games might end up not working. If your game doesn’t work at all on my computer then I won’t review it. If it works but sluggishly, I’ll place a disclaimer.
    Movies/TV Shows: Comedy, Horror, Action, Sci-fi, Fantasy, Anything on tiny-houses, M/M.
    For anything else, ask. I don’t bite.
  • I’m a busy woman, I don’t do this for a living, so sometimes free reviews might take up to 3 months (or more) to be published (after it’s accepted). If you’re in a rush, be sure to let me know in the comments area of the form so I can make an educated choice on whether to accept or reject it.
  • I agree to do paid HONEST reviews too (meaning if I don’t like it I’ll say so), which will be marked as sponsored, and will obviously get priority. Use the contact form too for information.
  • I will only review things you have created or have the copyright to distribute (you’re the author, publisher… ), not just random recommendations.
  • You are willing to provide a free copy of the item for reviewing purposes (for games, I prefer steam or GOG codes for the ease of installation it provides; for books I can work with any format, but epub is preferred; for movies/TV I’ll accept free streaming sites only).
  • And if I accept you, when you provide the free copy, you will NOT add me to your mailing list. You do NOT have my permission for this (unless you ask first and I agree), and if you do it unrequested your mails will be marked as spam and reported.
  • You must provide either the basic information about what you want me to review or a link to a place where I can find more information on it (for instance, what your book is about and what genres, what your game is about and what genres, etc) More information in the form = more chances of getting chosen, than if I have to click a link.
  • Please don’t send the file straight away unless I accept you, this is for your sake. I do NOT guarantee a review if you send the file and I didn’t agree to anything.
  • Regarding Amazon, it is no longer possible for us to post reviews there, as a personal choice.
  • For your information: For free reviews, I post them regardless of whether I liked or disliked the book. If you choose a paid tier, you may choose for me not to post the review publicly if it falls below a certain rating, and to instead provide the review only in private for your perusal. Please let me know ahead of time if this is the case.

Step 2: Pricing & Payment Types

You have the following pricing tiers to pick from:

  • FREE: You provide the game key/book file for free.
    Estimated wait time: Up to 6 months, no guarantee of review.
    Review length: Short to Long, (depending on reviewer enjoyment, but usually they’ll be short).
    Posted to: Facebook, this blog and steam for games, goodreads for books.
  • $15 SPECIAL for books under 20k words: You provide the game key/book file for free.
    Estimated wait time: Up to 1 month, guaranteed review.
    Review length: Short.
    Posted to: Facebook, this blog, and steam for games, goodreads for books.
  • $25 for books over 20k words: You provide the game key/book file for free.
    Estimated wait time: Up to 1 month, guaranteed review.
    Review length: Short.
    Posted to: Facebook, this blog and steam for games, goodreads for books.
  • $35 for any length books: You provide the game key/book file for free.
    Estimated wait time: Up to 3 weeks, guaranteed review.
    Review length: Short to Medium (depending on reviewer’s enjoyment).
    Posted to: Facebook, this blog, and steam for games, goodreads for books.
  • Rush – ($40 for books under 40k words, $50 for books over 40k words): You provide the game key/book file for free.
    Estimated wait time: Up to 1 week, guaranteed review.
    Review length: Medium to long.
    Posted to: Facebook, this blog, and steam for games, goodreads for books.

And the following payment types are accepted:

  • Paypal (preferred)
  • Mercadopago
  • Bank transfer (Argentina only)

Payment is to be sent up front.

Step 3: Submit This Form

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