Get Reviewed

Do you want me to review you? Then fill out the form below! (¡¡También escribo reseñas en español!!)

Step 1: Rules/Guidelines

Please read thoroughly before submitting.

  • I reserve the right to refuse reviews to anything I don’t feel I’ll enjoy or have time to read/play/watch.
  • Genres I review:
    Books:
    Fiction:
    Fantasy, Sci-fi, Steampunk/Cyberpunk/Otherpunk, Young Adult (some), Paranormal, M/M, Romance, Erotica (particularly M/M, might do some M/F on a case-to-case basis.), Some M/F, Horror, Historical (mostly Asia-centered: Japan, China, India, etc), Stuff With Vampires and Werewolves. NO cheating (in romance; erotica is ok), NO Hard BDSM or Slave stuff (in romance/erotica; historical is ok).
    Non-Fiction: Decluttering and Organizing, Life Improvement, Minimalism, Meditation, Yoga, Productivity and Habits, Writing (craft), Language Learning, Tiny Homes, Marketing, Business. Anything else, ask.
    Games: Almost anything, but I have an older computer so be aware that some newer games might end up not working. If your game doesn’t work at all on my computer then I won’t review it. If it works but sluggishly, I’ll place a disclaimer.
    Movies/TV Shows: Comedy, Horror, Action, Sci-fi, Fantasy, Anything on tiny-houses, M/M.
    For anything else, ask. I don’t bite.
  • I’m a busy woman, I don’t do this for a living, so sometimes free reviews might take up to 3 months (or more) to be published (after it’s accepted). If you’re in a rush, be sure to let me know in the comments area of the form so I can make an educated choice on whether to accept or reject it.
  • I agree to do paid HONEST reviews too (meaning if I don’t like it I’ll say so), which will be marked as sponsored, and will obviously get priority. Use the contact form too for information.
  • I will only review things you have created or have the copyright to distribute (you’re the author, publisher… ), not just random recommendations.
  • You are willing to provide a free copy of the item for reviewing purposes (for games, I prefer steam or GOG codes for the ease of installation it provides; for books I can work with any format, but mobi is preferred; for movies/TV I’ll accept free streaming sites only).
  • And if I accept you, when you provide the free copy, you will NOT add me to your mailing list. You do NOT have my permission for this and if you do it your mails will be marked as spam and reported.
  • You must provide either the basic information about what you want me to review or a link to a place where I can find more information on it (for instance, what your book is about and what genres, what your game is about and what genres, etc) More information in the form = more chances of getting chosen, than if I have to click a link.
  • Please don’t send the file straight away unless I accept you. I do NOT guarantee a review if you send the file and I didn’t agree to anything.
  • For your information: For free reviews, I post them regardless of whether I liked or disliked the book. If you choose a paid tier, you may choose for me not to post the review publicly if it falls below a certain rating, and to instead provide the review only in private for your perusal. Please let me know ahead of time if this is the case.

 

Step 2: Pricing & Payment Types

You have the following pricing tiers to pick from:

  • FREE: You provide the game key/book file for free.
    Estimated wait time: Up to 5 months, no guarantee of review.
    Review length: Short.
    Posted to: Facebook, this blog and steam for games, goodreads for books.
  • $5 SPECIAL for books under 20k words: You provide the game key/book file for free.
    Estimated wait time: Up to 1 month, guaranteed review.
    Review length: Short.
    Posted to: Facebook, this blog and steam for games, goodreads for books.
  • $10 for books over 20k words: You provide the game key/book file for free.
    Estimated wait time: Up to 1 month, guaranteed review.
    Review length: Short.
    Posted to: Facebook, this blog and steam for games, goodreads for books.
  • $15: You provide the game key/book file for free.
    Estimated wait time: Up to 2 weeks, guaranteed review.
    Review length: Medium.
    Posted to: Facebook, this blog and steam for games, goodreads for books.
  • Rush – ($20 for books under 40k words, $25 for books over 40k words): You provide the game key/book file for free.
    Estimated wait time: Up to 1 week, guaranteed review.
    Review length: Medium to long.
    Posted to: Facebook, this blog and steam for games, goodreads for books.

 

And the following payment types are accepted:

  • Paypal (preferred)
  • Mercadopago
  • Bank transfer (Argentina only)
  • Ualá
  • Bitcoin

Payment is to be sent up front.

 

Step 3: Submit This Form

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