Heileen 2 and Heileen 3


Note: Screenshots are from the official site, as I somehow managed to lose mine.

 

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Game: Heileen 2 & Heileen 3
Genre: Adventure, Casual, Indie, Simulation, Visual Novel
Developer: Winter Wolves
Publisher: Winter Wolves
Release Date: Dec 12, 2009 & Dec 12, 2012
Platform: PC / Played on Windows 7
Overall rating:  2.5/10 (and mostly for the idea of it)
Graphics: 6.5/10 (decent, but not pretty; good coloring)
Controls: 9/10 (not a lot of them on VNs)
Level/Puzzle Design: N/A
Sound: 3/10
Story: 1.5/10 (if you can find it)
Playability/Gameplay: 2/10
Community: N/A

 

Review

All I say on this review can be applied as much to Heileen 2 as to 3.

Once more a visual novel that disappoints. I was really excited about playing Heileen 3 (I got Heileen 2 afterwards from… somewhere, I forget, but it was free so I was like, whatever, cards!, and tried it for a while anyway in case it was good), even though I knew little about it. And then I played it and cried.  😥
No, I kid. XD I played it and rolled my eyes a lot, though.

It’s a romance/dating sim/VN/princess maker type of game all mashed up into one, so basically the whole point of it is to end the game with one of the boy/girl options (or none, I guess, as I got none lol) plus with one major profession…
On the upside, you playing a girl who can actually date a girl is kinda cool, so there’s that. The general idea of it being based with tarot cards and such is good, basically the underlying idea of the whole game is pretty decent, but the actual way it’s been carried on is not.
There’s a sort of story there in the back, something about ships, and shipwrecks, and making your way into the world, that in the end amounts to nothing because Heileen has ice cubes for brains and they melt in the heat.

The main character, Heileen, is one annoying, bratty little Mary Sue. For some reason she keeps thinking even the guy I have a 0 points “relationship” with is hot. Like, if I’m cultivating x and y relationships and not at all, z, why would you think z is hot? Ugh. I understand scripting a game is hard, but seriously, since you don’t know what relationships people will cultivate, why would you hardcode that you think that really annoying guy is hot even at 0 points?

Heileen isn’t the only one who suffers from being annoying. Almost every single character in this thing is. I only liked one of them, and he was still annoying to an extent.

The game contradicts itself constantly. Heileen 2 particularly seems to suffer from odd inverted choices. By which I mean logic will tell you answer x is virtuous and y is greedy, and yet when you choose answer x was greed and y virtue, and totally illogical.
Which, on a side rant, totally reminds me of that point in Shaolin school over in Age of Wushu, when I was given the choice between poisoning a betrayer to find out something or “being kind”, whereas being “kind” turned out to be to beat him up to a pulp. lol? Okay… if you call that kinder… moving along…

The options we’re given on Heileen 3 are ridiculous (not that it wasn’t to be expected from a group of pirates that not only save these random people and not lock them up, but are actually nice to them, give them things for free, help them, and deliberately avoid going after ships as is their livelyhood because gasp, Heileen might be offended/surprised/think badly of a bunch of pirates). Seriously. Did I mention these guys are supposed to be pirates? How are they supposed to make their living?  *rolls eyes*

Someone over at steam reviewed Heileen 3 and said 3 of 4 of the guys on it are jerks: I totally agree. And the 4th one seems to be completely undecided on whether he wants to be a jerk or normal, because at times he’s one, at times the other.
Even tho I usually don’t go for girl on girl, I tried to cultivate one girl and one guy relationship because all other guys were creeeeepyyyyyyy.

Out of the girl characters the one that annoyed me the most (after Heileen herself, that is) was the ‘dancer’, because she was also very pushy and got super disappointed whenever she didn’t get her way. If you want to find anything good to the game is that they have ridiculously skimpy outfits every now and again, but they aren’t even that exciting. Sorry guys. 😛

The professions are ridiculous. How come lust + dancing = dancer? Why do I have to be lusty to be a dancer? Just because the dancer girl is? No thanks.

The attributes modify nothing in my relationship attempts and only give boosts if I actually try to do something with the person…. but only gives boost to the attribute if I choose the right person, and unless there’s an event, I get no boost to the relationship. You’d think spending time together would +1 the relationship, or +0.5 it at least.
Not to mention you don’t have that much time to do things with others since you keep needing to level up basic skills too much.

Basically I finished only Heileen 3, abandoned 2 after I realized it was somehow worse than 3, and I only played to one ending of 3 because I just couldn’t care less for anything or anyone in it…

Why yes, I do judge VNs at a completely higher standard than other games, because they’re supposed to entertain with their story, not want to make you jump off a bridge.

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